myreligioniskindness:

explosion2:

myreligioniskindness:

my brother tried to pick up a banana to make it look like he was talking on the phone but all the bananas in the bunch came with it and he just looked at me and went “i guess it’s a conference call”

A++ recovery

don’t encourage him

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neatpotatoes:

me during the whole month of october 

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foxysenorita:

bottomjared:

im dead

fangasms-everywhere

how to tell if a movie is shit

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.
"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

#i live alone

laughterkey:

tehawesome:

"How do you like living alone, Henry?" I ask myself.

"I’ve got a better question," I reply. "What if all my hoodies sat at the dining room table like they were friends?"

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porrimscondomstash:

When you fuck something up first thing in the morning

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theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

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burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

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yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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