(Source: phattygirls, via oncewaskevin)

dekutree:

stop it

worthlessand-weak:

My thighs are bigger than my chances in life

(via steelvaginas)

twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

cell-mate:

crackerhell:

ethanwearsprada:

i think it’s a universal truth that everyone in our generation takes pluto’s losing its planetary status as a personal offense

yes

pluto is smaller than russia. why did we ever even consider it a planet?

BECAUSE IT’S A PART OF OUR SOLAR SYSTEM

OHANA MEANS FAMILY

OHANA MEANS NO ONE IS LEFT BEHIND

(via nerf-gun-russian-roulette)

meladoodle:

rodneykong:

if she’s even able to walk after sex you didnt do it right

yeah you’re supposed to cut her legs off 

(via nerf-gun-russian-roulette)

bewbin:

bewbin:

Now that I’m an adult I have to make more serious posts

Briefcase

(via brimst0ne)

shutupaubrey:

the only aisle i’ll be walking down is the alcohol section of my local grocery store

(via brimst0ne)

sodamnrelatable:

but it was NOT YOUR FAULT BUT MINE

and it was YOUR HEART ON THE LINE

i really FUCKED IT UP THIS TIME

didn’t I MY DEAR

didn’t I my -

image

(Source: imcolinmorgaynow, via brimst0ne)

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

friendsofthegaybc:

travisstolls:

WHEN HE WAS A YOUNG WARTHOG

WHEN I WAS A YOUNG WARTHOOOOOOOOG

Very nice

Thanks

(Source: angryarya, via hypotheticalworld)

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shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

shitshilarious:

When you are about to fall asleep and you do the thing

(via brimst0ne)