theoitnblife:

OITNB posts here

jackwhitevevo:

once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes

(Source: fullmetaljackit, via eagerlyreckless)

burritolover97:

eyebrow game strong? more like eyeBAG game strong. i’m fucking exhausted. haha lol

(Source: peidigrimes, via importantenoughtomatter)

yanderwei:

me:

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you:

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(Source: mdpx, via mellymel256)

bae-leaves:

when u accidentally drop ur phone on ur face.

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(via bestnatesmithever)

(via surf-taco)

nedhepburn:

Fuck you.

Chris [Pratt] never uses a spit bucket. When you do scenes where a character is eating, you eat and then spit it out into a ‘spit bucket.’ Chris just keeps eating. If you see Andy eating a cheeseburger in a scene, you should know Chris Pratt ate like 8 cheeseburgers. I love that guy.

Aziz Ansari (via hellagaby)

(Source: baconpancakeslovesfatties, via togepenis)

itsanawkwardtimetobealive:

gracefullikeagazelle:

knives-and-pipes:

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

image there’s a tool for that

I’m sorry, does that scale progress from a child to a HORSE?

So hungry you could eat a horse lol

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

literallysame:

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

I’ve reblogged this with like 3 different added captions and they all get me every time

(via morgatoast)

all-funny-memes:

Hmm..